People are weird.

YEAH I KNOW SHUT UP IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!



yeah... no one's reading this.....



CVS! It's where I work! My stories, let me tell you them!



Look out for:



- Return Lady.

- She's not just any lady. She's a lady who does in purchase returns. For some reason, she thought she had 100 dollars on her for all this makeup and gummy worms and cups and shampoo and laxative and tampons and one bra and 24 pieces of crap that were on the discount shelf that she'll probably never use and it turns out she only has $40. So she says, "Take off that, and that and that and that and that. I only want that." Good thing you got that shampoo lady.



- Weird hair lady.

- What's that on her head? Noooo it's not a poodle. It's not what you swept under the rug, it's HER HAIR! with RANDOM CLIPS IN IT WTF ARE THOSE CLIPS EVEN DOING? I'm a guy and I know that's not where they're supposed to be.



- Money Thrower

- Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I'm in a cheap strip hall. So why are you throwing your money out of your wallet/purse onto the table like I am. Oh, you want me to pick that up and uncrumple it all?? You sure you don't want me to bend over or something so you can stuff it down a belt or shirt or something? Maybe if you took those million recipts out you wouldn't have to complain to me about how you have no room.

- Old ladies who compliment my bleached flat ironed hair.

- I don't know if it's just what girls do or what, but a passing compliment is fine. Mentioning twice is fine. When you do it three times in a row.... are you expecting me to say, "Yeah, I didn't know if I was going to like it at first, I thought, "too cliche?, nooo..." and then I looked in the mirror and was all, "Oh, the world can eat it's heart out, I'm going to be fabulous anyway. Here's my stylist's number."

- 8 A.M. $100 bill people

- Look. I know you got this at the bank. And I also know that ATM's usually give out 20's. So why did you get 100. Couldn't you break it where you were? no. You had to come to me at 8 AM as my like 3rd customer and have 100 when my drop box is dry. WHYYYY

- People who forget your wallet.

- Okay. Listen. That's fine if you forget. Just don't wait till I ring up 50 things, then run out to your car. Like, realize when you come up or something. Pat your pocket. Something.

>.>.... that's it. for now.